Sunday, July 10, 2011

just for laughs


was just browsing through the net and i really need something to amuse myself, so i stumbled upon this site http://www.parentinghumor.com ... check it out, and in the mean time, let me share what they have ... if it doesn't make you laugh, well i guess you need help!



Q: If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
A: An onion.



Q: What has four legs one head but only one foot?
A: A bed


Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: To the mooovies!


Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no body to go with!


Q: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake!


Q: Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas?
A: Because of its sandy claws!


Q: What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about?
A: C sharp or B flat!


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo it could be done!


Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7
A: Because 7 8 9!


Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!


Q: Why won`t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!


Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: "Is that you, Mama?"


Q: What is black and white and sleeps a lot?
A: A snoozepaper!


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He didn`t want to go to the barbecue!


Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: "Lunch is on me!"


Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt zebra!


Q: What do potatoes wear to bed?
A: Their yammies!


Q: What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
A: It was an udder catastrophe!


Q: What do birds need when they are sick?
A: A tweetment!


Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud!


Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: Winnie the 'pe-u'!


Q: What vegetable do you get when King Kong walks through your garden?
A: Squash!


Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed!


Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.


Q: What do you get when you cross a telephone with a very big football player?
A: A wide receiver!


Q: Why did the man destroy his piano?
A: He was looking for his keys!


Q: What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla?
A: Sir!


Q: Why don't elephants smoke?
A: They can't fit their 'butts' in the ashtray!


Q: Why did Piglet look in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh.


Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don't work!


Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!!!


Q: What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back?
A: A receding hare line!


Q: Why did the skeleton play the piano?
A: Because he didn`t have any organs!


Q: What time is it when a elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to get a new fence!


Q: How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced?
A: A buck an ear!


Q: What is the difference between broccoli and bogies?
A: Kids don`t like to eat broccoli!


Q: How do you stop a baby alien from crying?
A: You rocket!


Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!


Q: Why do elephant tusks stick out?
A: Because their parents can`t afford braces!


Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!


Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!


Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!


Q: What do you call a Fairy that doesn't take baths?
A: Stinkerbell!


Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!


Q: Why did the chicken cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide!


Q: What do you call a camel with three humps?
A: Humphrey!


Q: What is black, white and red?
A: A newspaper!


Q: What is the smelliest sport?
A: Ping Pong!


Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick!


Q: Why did Donald Duck go to college?
A: He wanted to be a wise quacker!


Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A: A jump rope!


Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to see what High School was like!


Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!


Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
A: To get to the other slide!


Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!


Q: Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
A: Because all the fans have left!


Q: What is black and white and white all over?
A: A scared skunk!


Q: Why did the cookie go to see the doctor?
A: He was feeling crummy!


Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!


Q: How can you tell if a calendar is popular?
A: It has a lot of dates!


Q: What do pigs put on sore toes?
A: Oinkment!


Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
A: Put a clothes peg on its nose!


Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit?
A: Hare in your milk!


Q: What does a bee use to brush its hair?
A: A honeycomb!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didnt have the guts!

Q: What do you say to a skeleton before he eats?
A: Bone appetit!

Q: What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?
A: Bone voyage!

Q: What fruit teases you a lot?
A: A ba na..na..na..na..na!

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thanks for your time ...

my mother once told me i was named by my uncle. when i was in my primary years, i remember begging my name be changed
to 'Cindy' (after Cindy Lauper - i don't know, somehow "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" was just too good to be ignored...geez),
anyways, thank God she didn't, because today, i so love my name.
thanks mummy and daddy for 'creating' me :-).